Why Beer is better than Women???

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer!
When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer!
You don't have to wine and dine a beer!
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer!
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head!
Hangovers go away!
When you are finished with the beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents!
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good!
A beer always goes down easy!
You can share a beer with friends!
Beer is always wet!
You always know you're the first to pop a beer!
A frigid beer is a good beer!
You can have more then one beer in a night and not feel guilty!
You can enjoy a beer ALL month long!